Carol of the Assassinators (July 15)

This game has gotten out of control! People are being shot at 4:30 in the morning. Counslors are barricading their cabins with children’s trunks, and attached to this email you will find a picture of what was hanging in Cabin 22s window...

On a more happier note it's Christmas once again at ozark. I awoke with donuts and coffee this morning because dear Alana is so thoughtful. After sharing Christmas memories we got to our morning duties of checking sweaty and SMELLY!!!!!! Children out after their tribal competition. Here's something I have learned at camp this summer, I have seriously under estimated the terrible Stench that takes over a little boy when he's been playing in the blistering Arkansas morning sun for an hour. Sometimes I don't know how I go a whole 30 minutes through chill out without literally gagging.

Annnyyway lunch was a big hype for nothing because it ended up being hot dogs instead of corn dogs. Yuck. Plus walking back from lunch I got shot twice by the media team. Right in the neck with water guns! And I was assinated 2days ago, so I was attacked for nothing. Needless to say, lunch time was more disappointing than exciting.

Mish mash came and went and Christmas dinner was upon us. I met up with my adopted cabin and listened to the Christmas story and than had our Christmas Dinner complete with Turkey, gravy, stuffing, and green beans. Oh, and don't forget the cookie that can cause a heart attack and arteries to clog within seconds of digestion. Then walking back to the store I had an audience made up of Alana, Chris Ann, and T-Dog hooting and hollering for my arrival into their presence. It was nice to see 'Ol T-Dog cheering on another team member, since all he does is gripe and complain about the register area and EMAILS not being complete!! Haha

Special event wasn't so special since it was just an extended period of mish mash. Then staff time came which instead of fellowship and phone time, it now consist of stalking and sketch behavior while water guns are being squirted from every direction. Insanity I tell you!!!

But in the mood of Christmas spirit, a wise man once told me, "the perfect way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." so what if his name is Buddy the Elf, he gives great advice. What a role model. He also told me that in order to be healthy I need to stick with the four main food groups: candy, candy corn, candy cane, and syrup.

..and I say this as I type this email eating on a three muskateer that "Santa" left me on my bed....Chris Ann... Thanks :)

But it's time to go, I've said all I needed to say.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!